Dear girl who sat next to me in class today,
You must be, like, the total definition of popular, right? I couldn't believe how lucky I was to unknowingly score a seat next to the coolest girl at CMU. How did I know you were so cool? It was totally obvi right from the start.
You walked in 10 minutes late. You flung open the door as if to announce your presence and flounced right past the professor so effortlessly- not even a sideways glance! You didn't even pretend to slink past him as he glared at your tardy entrance. But I'm sure had he asked for an excuse it would have been perfectly legit right, I mean, fashion like yours isn't an accident, you know?
You were dressed so sharply, who could NOT notice how cool you are, super cool girl? I also certainly appreciate just how difficult it must have been to look that sharp all day too. Appropriate tightness for jeans can only be measured by the size of your muffin top when standing. You, super cool girl, have really mastered the technique. Oh and love the V-secret thong with the charmed peek-a-boo detail in back. SO cute! Oh and the fact that you tucked the bottoms of your jeans INTO the Ugg boots, so great. I mean, that's just classy.
Well I could go on and on. Your constant audible texting makes me think you have better things to be doing than listening to me go on and on about how super cool you are. Hopefully next class we can sit together again, because I would just LOVE to get to know you better.
Kisses in the air on both cheeks,
Super lame girl sitting next to you in book binding